It blows dry in south West. The trees break the mouth, the sea rages, the boats overturned, trains remain at the dock, the electricity flickers and roofs fly. Clearly the storm begets panic. Worse than the panic, officials said, four people died - note the elegance of expression in heart recovery from all channels of information - on the road of the Landes and Gironde. Poor adventurers who braved the wind have been punished by some releases pine basely fell from the sky. A heart attack also. Obviously, the media, we leave the big armada. Cameras in all hamlets, ten reporters by steeples; We want the witness of truth, of crude. The old man's mouth, the distraught housewife, the expert said vaguely. Josie and tells how tile landed in his neighbor's garden . The mayor of a small village tells us that memory mayor of a small village, it has never seen it. As for Mr. Lajoie, he waits prostrate in his chair as the light returns. The poor, he will not even get to see on TV. Hope that by leading professionals, journalists Bfm will send him a tape. Then explain a little firefighters their jobs and what they have to do must remove trees from roads, it bothers the middle . Finally, a "specialist" on the weather reassures everyone by explaining the formation of the phenomenon ... So actually it cyclogenesis which creates a significant gradient of atmospheric pressure ... In general, the good always ends with a little verse on global warming, who feels a little more the viewer confused. Properly seated in their chairs, presenters of papers we are sick their dogs' heads to start topics, talk about records and rare phenomena and, more perky, ending on a note of optimism:
Tomorrow, Sunday , fortunately for the poor unfortunate President Nicolas Sarkozy will be in Gironde, accompanied by Ministers Michele Alliot-Marie (Interior) and Michel Barnier (Agriculture) and State Secretaries Bussereau (Transport) and Chantal Jouanno (Ecology).
That changes everything! The dream team is going to come see, parade, take your serious, dignified, speaking on behalf of France, will take to De Gaulle, discuss human rights, the storming of the Bastille, Jean Moulin can be. Whatever the topic, it takes bombastic. Is that this great team of clowns, led by an agitated under amphetamine, has an unusual ability to deal with vigor and determination all the problems of pooches that bite, baby, frozen bacteria in the holy Marcellin ... of very heavy. While the vagaries of weather, what a bargain! Are confident that tomorrow will hand tight, funds will be released, even laws are promised. Above all, there will be videos, pictures to transcribe everything. And compassion. Le petit Nicolas will be indignant and speak, tic convulsive clenched fist ...
Storm, what storm, well I'll tell you what is the storm . The storm is because of the special railway ... But not only. The storm is also because falling trees. A tree that falls, it outrageous a falling tree is not normal. Trees - do - not - to - fall. Then for every tree that falls on him who planted the seed will be severely punished ... I recommend cutting down all the trees that have more trees falling. And the wind, talking in the wind. The wind - did - not - to - blow. I will take personally, starting tomorrow, to put up a great plan anti-wind. We will radars each turbine. What
personable, which build, what brave man. And TV channels are sure we communicate in the event loop. I love you my Nicolas. I can not wait for tomorrow!
